Don't Shit Your Pants

I think we can all identify with this. In this "survival horror game", You have 40 seconds to guide a fat man to the shitter (or find some other solution) before he poops his man-panties. Your only means of doing so is by typing the right series of text commands in the proper order. The game is not very picky, so proper grammar isn't necessary, but expect him to be shat upon a few times before you get it right. Saisissez la toilette! Pro tip: you can gain more time by relieving some of the pressure.